ITEM ONE: I had typed a list of six or seven items, most of them political in nature and almost all of them serious.
ITEM TWO: Alas, I somehow managed to lose the Microsoft Word document in which I wrote them.
ITEM THREE: I recall one mildly amusing suggestion about the NFL, but you didn’t miss much.
ITEM FOUR: The storyline about Item Four has completed and no developments occurred in the lost document.
ITEM FIVE: I’m so discombobulated by the lost document that I’m not bothering to use the “typist” and “ol’ Paragraph Stacker” language endemic to Hot Sheet.
ITEM SIX: I could work very hard to reconstruct the thoughtful political takes, but I won’t.
ITEM SEVEN: I believe this is God’s way of telling me nobody gives a shit about what I think about politics.
ITEM LAST: This may also be God’s way of telling me to stop this silly blog.
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