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#87: The story about the dog playing Connect Four makes Dan's sleepy, slurred voice almost tolerable in this career low outing – Talking Paragraphs
Dan and Paul honor #NationalBoobDay and complain about the "bent carrot" metaphor before Dan starts to fall asleep in the middle of the show and Paul saves the whole thing with a story about a dog and its owner playing Connect Four.
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- #87: The story about the dog playing Connect Four makes Dan's sleepy, slurred voice almost tolerable in this career low outing
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Hi guys! I am going to take your advice about my job. I don’t give a flying fig about those people causing me anxiety (my Valium helps too!) and plot my road to retirement (I am 50). Okay 54 . Literally I listen to your podcast every day (stalker)😂 I am also trying to figure out a 2nd faze like you Dan. Let us know how it goes please! Love you guys! Nancy GILCHRIST (in Washington)
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Anybody who doesn’t know what it’s like to have a decent standard of living would choose to play for LIV golf. I don’t blame them a bit! The self righteous ones are the ones who don’t have to choose between a new pair of shoes or food like I have had to. They need to do what is right for their families.
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