Podcast: Murderous elephant attacks trampling victim’s funeral; Chef ruins a Happy Meal; and listener mail

Dan and Paul welcome Cobra Commander, Destro, the Baroness, Major Bludd, and Zartan. Musical guests: Pantera. Our apologies to last week’s guests, all of whom were bumped and the majority of whom, it turned out, were fictional characters. 

#87: The story about the dog playing Connect Four makes Dan's sleepy, slurred voice almost tolerable in this career low outing Talking Paragraphs

Dan and Paul honor #NationalBoobDay and complain about the "bent carrot" metaphor before Dan starts to fall asleep in the middle of the show and Paul saves the whole thing with a story about a dog and its owner playing Connect Four. — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/talkingparagraphs/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talkingparagraphs/support
  1. #87: The story about the dog playing Connect Four makes Dan's sleepy, slurred voice almost tolerable in this career low outing
  2. #86: This week's sign we're doomed: You can simulate life as a goat on a video game or have robot cats serve you dim sum
  3. #85: Memphis Vice stop Italian snail terror attack
  4. Murderous elephant returns to wreck funeral; TikToker's book about deadly animals; Chef ruins a Happy Meal; Listener mail; and terrorist golf
  5. Giant snails attack Florida town; Brain-killing amoebas shut down 'Iowa beach;' all this and a 'Thor: Love and Thunder' review


Daniel P. Finney wrote for newspapers for 27 years before being laid off in 2020. He teaches middle school English now. He writes columns and podcasts for ParagraphStacker.com, a free, reader-supported website. Please consider donating $10 a month to help him cover the expenses of this site.
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2 thoughts on “Podcast: Murderous elephant attacks trampling victim’s funeral; Chef ruins a Happy Meal; and listener mail

  1. Hi guys! I am going to take your advice about my job. I don’t give a flying fig about those people causing me anxiety (my Valium helps too!) and plot my road to retirement (I am 50). Okay 54 . Literally I listen to your podcast every day (stalker)😂 I am also trying to figure out a 2nd faze like you Dan. Let us know how it goes please! Love you guys! Nancy GILCHRIST (in Washington)

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  2. Anybody who doesn’t know what it’s like to have a decent standard of living would choose to play for LIV golf. I don’t blame them a bit! The self righteous ones are the ones who don’t have to choose between a new pair of shoes or food like I have had to. They need to do what is right for their families.

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