Talking Paragraphs Podcast No. 125: Pete Davidson vs. Cocaine Bear; Bovine samaritans help cops capture a crook; What “faff” is and why you should embrace it; More Elvis employee buffet delights

126: Dan and Paul talk 'Chinese Born American,' lifesize Hot Wheels, the meaning of onomatopoeia, and not putting foie gras in your coffee – Talking Paragraphs

In 1972, Dan and Paul were sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped into the void between Des Moines and Memphis. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as podcasters of fortune. If need to listen to a podcast — and no other, better podcast is available — maybe you can listen to "Talking Paragraphs." — Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/support

1. 126: Dan and Paul talk 'Chinese Born American,' lifesize Hot Wheels, the meaning of onomatopoeia, and not putting foie gras in your coffee 01:11:19
2. 125: Pete Davidson vs. Cocaine Bear; Bovine samaritans help cops capture crook; What is "faff" and why you should embrace it; More Elvis employee buffett delights 01:25:36
3. 124: Secrets of Elvis Presley's employee buffet; It's time to retire the White House championship team visit; Baseball: War on WAR; McDonald's new iceless iced tea 01:11:39
4. 123: An ode to toast; Paul's vacation adventures; Tucker Carlson, Don Lemon, and other TV dopes get fired; All hail Carol Burnett at 90; so much more 01:14:19
5. 122: Paul gets a job working for … Elvis Presley?!; Nic Cage is wacky in 'Redfield'; This week's reason why Elon Musk sucks; and Paul's bad Max Scherzer joke 01:22:52

Welcome to Talking Paragraphs, the podcast that is so incoherent half of the people involved don’t remember its name.

Topics that we at least intended to discuss:

1. The meaning of “faff” and why you should embrace it.
2. Pete Davidson vs. Cocaine Bear
3. Phone answer etiquette for clones.
4. We can’t talk about “Relative Justice.”
5. We barely talk about “Hemlock Grove” on a new streaming service.
6. Cows help cops find suspects.
7. A lot of random memories from a college party nearly 30 years ago.
8. A story of stolen goats in Winterset in 1993.

Daniel P. Finney and Paul Russell have been friends for 30 years. Dan lives in Des Moines. Paul lives in Memphis. Through the miracle of technology, they unite each week to solve riddles left by madmen about Gotham City. You may love them. You may hate them. You may even fear them, but don’t you dare take them seriously.

Daniel P. Finney wrote for newspapers for 27 years before being laid off in 2020. He teaches middle school English now. He writes columns and podcasts for ParagraphStacker.com, a free, reader-supported website. Please consider donating $10 a month to help him cover the expenses of this site.
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