Someone stole my laundry. This seems amusing. I think of the scene from “The Big Lebowski,” when Walter throws a bag full of his dirty underwear — the whites — to the supposed kidnappers of the Big Lebowski’s trophy wife. What must my thief have thought when he yanked open the drawstring to find theContinue reading “The emperor — or at least this writer — has no clothes (well, fewer clothes) because somebody stole his laundry”
Author Archives: Daniel P. Finney
Daniel P. Finney is a professional paragraph stacker who grew up in Winterset and Des Moines, Iowa. The local newspaper paid him $25 for his first story when he was 17. He has typed for cash ever since. He is a flawed human trying to be a little less Incredible Hulk and a little more Mr. Rogers.
Podcast 109: Talking Damar Hamilton, lost kittens in the sewer, Arsenal vs. the color red, and sundry topics of minor interest
College football stinks, but the transfer portal is cool
The college football season ended Monday night. I sat down in my overstuffed brown recliner with a tumbler full of iced tea and a bag of Doritos. I was asleep by kickoff. I wanted to root for the Texas Christian Horned Frogs. My late friend and mentor Steve Buttry graduated from there. The late MickContinue reading “College football stinks, but the transfer portal is cool”
The Paragraph Stacker 