Area man, 47, with cool car admits defeat, buys minivan

There’s no good way to say this without betraying maintain my cool exterior, so I’ll get on with it: I own a minivan now. This may perplex regular readers of these paragraphs because I do not have any of the accessories that usually go along with a minivan. I have no wife. I have noContinue reading “Area man, 47, with cool car admits defeat, buys minivan”

We’ve got just the right deal to make the perfect (punctuation) mark at the holidays

So, you’re looking for Black Friday deals? Well, look no further than the Paragraph Factory. We’ve got deals so good they’re felony theft in 30 states. There are no supply chain problems here, no sir, not today. Want to please that retired English teacher in your family? We’re offering 100 Oxford commas for just $19.99.Continue reading “We’ve got just the right deal to make the perfect (punctuation) mark at the holidays”