From the desk of Daniel P. Finney, sergeant of the watch, Drake Station, Des Moines, Iowa. ITEM FIRST: Good news for lovers of political drama, CNN has renewed “The Forever Election” for a four more seasons. New episodes and characters to be revealed soon after the current season wraps Jan. 20. ITEM TWO: I’ve gottenContinue reading “HOT SHEET: Some more #Election2020 stuff, but it’s mostly just harmless jokes and not anything serious”
Tag Archives: election results
HOT SHEET: 10 signs the election is going well
From the desk of Daniel P. Finney, sergeant of the watch, Drake Neighborhood Station, Des Moines, Iowa. ITEM FIRST: The 2020 election is going so well CNN has almost paid off its fancy election graphics. ITEM TWO: There’s still a possibility this is an alternate universe that Rick and Morty fouled up on one ofContinue reading “HOT SHEET: 10 signs the election is going well”
HOT SHEET: Finney’s 9-point post-election analysis
From the desk of Daniel P. Finney, sergeant of the watch, Drake Neighborhood Station, Des Moines, Iowa. ITEM FIRST: So, the election is over. Everything is good right? ITEM TWO: Checks Twitter and the news. ITEM LAST: OK, then. We’ll try again tomorrow.
The Paragraph Stacker 