A big push from a young Cyclones fan

The acrid smell of hot rubber and the whine of tires spinning on melted snow and hard ice filled the air at my apartment complex. My beloved Dodge Charge — in all it’s real-wheel drive shortcomings — could not navigate the slick surface on its own. Monday, my apartment complex manager, Pierce, came out ofContinue reading “A big push from a young Cyclones fan”

HOT SHEET: 10 funny jokes that you won’t be able to remember when you want to tell them to someone else

From the desk of Daniel P. Finney, sergeant of the watch, 24th Street Station, Des Moines, Iowa. ITEM FIRST: Anthropologists say Inuits have 50 words for snow. I’d print them here, but 49 of them are profanities. ITEM TWO: Shoveling snow sucks, but at least you don’t have to mow the lawn. ITEM THREE: IfContinue reading “HOT SHEET: 10 funny jokes that you won’t be able to remember when you want to tell them to someone else”