We here at the Marion County Express pride ourselves on a quality report about our local communities. Occasionally, however, it behooves us to look beyond our political boundaries and venture out into the world — if for no other reason than to remind ourselves travel is overrated. Our first stop is St. Petersburg, Florida, andContinue reading “News of the world: Twins’ tech tips pitches and what to do about dead druglord’s hippos”
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HOT SHEET: Nobody cares what I have to say about the #election2020, but I’m saying it anyway
From the desk of Daniel P. Finney, sergeant of the watch, Drake Station, Des Moines, Iowa. ITEM FIRST: Nobody cares what the typist thinks about the presidential election, but he’s going to talk about it anyway. The ol’ Paragraph Stacker is happy that Joe Biden won the presidency. Donald Trump is a horrible human beingContinue reading “HOT SHEET: Nobody cares what I have to say about the #election2020, but I’m saying it anyway”
HOT SHEET: Only fools watch the debate when the baseball playoffs are on
Wednesday, Sept. 30, 2020 From the desk of Daniel P. Finney, sergeant of the watch, Drake Neighborhood Station, Des Moines, Iowa. ITEM ONE: President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden met in what was loosely described as a “debate” Tuesday somewhere in America. The typist didn’t watch a frame of it. He watchedContinue reading “HOT SHEET: Only fools watch the debate when the baseball playoffs are on”
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