Podcast: Murderous elephant attacks trampling victim’s funeral; Chef ruins a Happy Meal; and listener mail

Dan and Paul welcome Cobra Commander, Destro, the Baroness, Major Bludd, and Zartan. Musical guests: Pantera. Our apologies to last week’s guests, all of whom were bumped and the majority of whom, it turned out, were fictional characters. 

Podcast: Bears turn a cabin into Airbnb without owners consent; Elon Musk buys Twitter and it still sucks; Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly drink each other’s blood; and ‘fictosexuality’