HOT SHEET THANKSGIVING: Where I can say any damn thing I want because I know no one is reading

From the desk of Daniel P. Finney, hot seat editor, 24th Street bureau, Des Moines, Iowa. ITEM FIRST: Today is Thanksgiving, which is the American festival of its two most sacred traditions: gluttony and football. ITEM TWO: Friday is Black Friday, which is the celebrates Americas’ other sacred tradition: spending money we don’t have onContinue reading “HOT SHEET THANKSGIVING: Where I can say any damn thing I want because I know no one is reading”

HOT SHEET: 10 funny jokes that you won’t be able to remember when you want to tell them to someone else

From the desk of Daniel P. Finney, sergeant of the watch, 24th Street Station, Des Moines, Iowa. ITEM FIRST: Anthropologists say Inuits have 50 words for snow. I’d print them here, but 49 of them are profanities. ITEM TWO: Shoveling snow sucks, but at least you don’t have to mow the lawn. ITEM THREE: IfContinue reading “HOT SHEET: 10 funny jokes that you won’t be able to remember when you want to tell them to someone else”